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Rick Scott

You better be sure that your browser is graphics enabled.
You better been checking those tags on your HTML.
You better log on to your newsgroup and decode them bin'ries,
If you wanna do somethin' rash on the W3!

ARPANET, BITNET, and Domain Name System, (DNS)
Archies and Gophers and Jugheads and URLs (yahoo!),
FAQs, freenets, RFCs, downloads and uploads,
PPP, SLIP, ZIP files, Telnet, MUDs, and MOOs!

You better go on and go callin' your access provider.
You better invokin' your TCP/IP.
You better make sure that your client can ping to your server,
If you wanna make a splash on the W3!

You better stop leavin' your house wastin' all that online time.
You better start sev'rin those ties with r-e-ality.
You better pretend you're not lonely at 2 a.m. prime time,
If you wanna blow all of your cash on the W3!

Java, and JavaScript, ActiveX-Windows (ah!),
Apple, and Netscape, and Microsoft too (boo!),
BBS, NSF, FTP, UNIX (oh no!),
ISDN: It could happen to you!

You better go on and go callin' your access provider.
You better invokin' your TCP/IP.
You better make sure that your client can ping to your server,
If you wanna make a splash on the W3!

You better make love to your modem and kick out that girlfriend.
You better apply for an l-o-botomy.
You better plug in, tune out, and prepare for the end!
If you wanna surf 'n crash on the W3!
If you wanna go surf 'n crash on the W3!
If you wanna go surfin' 'n crash on the W–